{"id":5556,"date":"2013-05-21T20:59:41","date_gmt":"2013-05-21T18:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/?p=5556"},"modified":"2013-05-21T21:00:45","modified_gmt":"2013-05-21T19:00:45","slug":"bon-anniversaire-mr-alves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/?p=5556","title":{"rendered":"Bon Anniversaire Mr Alves!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"joe-alves\"<\/a>77 ans… Fou comme le temps peut passer. Lorsque j’ai commenc\u00e9 ce petit site enti\u00e8rement d\u00e9di\u00e9 \u00e0 Jaws 3D<\/strong>, notre ami Joe<\/strong> n’avait encore que 73 ans! Un gamin, quoi… Un gamin qui verra\u00a0son chef d’oeuvre\u00a0projet\u00e9 en Digital 3D<\/em> cet \u00e9t\u00e9 dans le cadre du Summer of ’83<\/strong> du Alamo Drafthouse<\/strong><\/a>! Un \u00e9v\u00e8nement exceptionnel o\u00f9 vous pourrez (enfin plut\u00f4t nos lecteurs d’outre-Atlantique) revoir sur grand \u00e9cran des classiques d\u00e9sormais trentenaires comme Trading Places<\/strong>, <\/b>Scarface<\/strong>, <\/b>The Killing of Satan<\/strong>, <\/b>Risky Business<\/strong>, <\/b>The Deadly Spawn<\/strong>, <\/b>Octopussy<\/strong>, <\/b>Screwballs<\/strong>, <\/b>WarGames<\/strong>, <\/b>National Lampoon\u2019s Vacation<\/strong> <\/b>et surtout Episode VI: Return of the Jedi<\/strong> (special \u00e9dition). Qui sait? Peut-\u00eatre que Jaws 3D<\/strong> sera r\u00e9habilit\u00e9 par toute une nouvelle g\u00e9n\u00e9ration de spectateurs… En tout cas, le texte de pr\u00e9sentation est plut\u00f4t sympathique comme vous pourrez en juger:<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Alright, even though you know better, if you absolutely have to go and make a sequel to JAWS<\/strong>, this is how you should do it. The monumental achievement of the original can never be matched, so better to zig where that one zags. First, realize that whatever director you get will never replace Steven Spielberg<\/strong>, so just grab whoever and make up the difference by overflowing the movie with credit-flying, severed-limb-and-head-floating, dolphin-and-orca-jumping, water-splashing-in-the-camera, slow-motion-water-ski-jumping, harpoon-firing-just-like-FRIDAY-THE-13TH-3D-but-what’re-you-gonna-do-you’re-fighting-a-shark, fake-dragons-and-snakes-popping-out, shark-exploding-and-spraying-goo-all-over-the-audeince 3D. Second, you come up with a better gimmick than \u00ab\u00a0that shark shows up at Amity Island again\u00a0\u00bb.\u00a0 This time the son of Chief Brody from the original, all grown up and played by Dennis Quaid<\/strong>, is opening a fancy new Sea World park that he’s designed. Paid for by eccentric rich guy Lou Gossett Jr<\/strong>., it’s a fancy state-of-the-art underwater park submerged in and looking out onto a man-made lagoon. It genuinely seems like a pretty neat place, but wouldn’t you know it, a young up-and-comer shark named Jaws 3<\/strong> spoils all the fun when he comes looking for snacks.<\/em><\/p>\n

This is what 3D was made for. No, this is what summer was made for\u00a0\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n

En attendant les premiers \u00e9chos de ces projections, je souhaite une fois de plus un joyeux anniversaire au responsable de tout \u00e7a! En tout cas, le chanceux va recevoir par la poste un\u00a0superbe cadeau\u00a0que je ne pourrais vous d\u00e9voiler qu’au tout d\u00e9but du mois de juin… Happy Birthday Joe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

77 ans… Fou comme le temps peut passer. Lorsque j’ai commenc\u00e9 ce petit site enti\u00e8rement d\u00e9di\u00e9 \u00e0 Jaws 3D, notre ami Joe n’avait encore que 73 ans! Un gamin, quoi… Un gamin qui verra\u00a0son chef d’oeuvre\u00a0projet\u00e9 en Digital 3D cet \u00e9t\u00e9 dans le cadre du Summer of ’83 du Alamo Drafthouse! Un \u00e9v\u00e8nement exceptionnel o\u00f9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-infos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2onKy-1rC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5556"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5562,"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5556\/revisions\/5562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jaws-3d.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}